AN AMATEUR'S GUIDE TO BAR ETIQUETTE

In an attempt to help educate folks who don’t normally spend a lot of time hanging out in bars, we have compiled a list of standard bar etiquette and printed it on the cover of our Booze Menu. In the hope of eliminating the continual theft of this page, we are providing them to you here, for free. Print as many of them as you want. Just stop stealing them, you damned drunks.


CLICK HERE to view or print "An Amateur's Guide to Bar Etiquette." from The Vortex Booze Menu.
 (actual size: 8-1/2” X 14”)