HELP US HELP YOU

FOOD OR SERVICE ISSUES    
We really want our loyal patrons to enjoy themselves every time they visit. So if you ever have a problem with your food or service, please speak to the manager while you’re here. After all, we can’t deal with an issue we don’t know about. Resolving legitimate customer issues, and listening to our guests concerns, helps us to continually improve our operation. On the other hand, going home and posting a whiny review on “I’m-a-big-fat-pussy-dot-com,” will not help us solve your problem. But it will prove that you are indeed a big fat pussy.

FEEDBACK
We welcome all customer comments and suggestions. We appreciate it when people notify us of areas of our operation that may need our attention. You can contact the owners directly through this Web site by clicking on the “CONTACT” tab on the upper navigation bar. Please note that all emails received by us become the property of The Vortex Bar & Grill, and may be posted on our Web site, Facebook page(s) or other locations, for informational or entertainment purposes.