SETTLING UP

SEPARATE CHECKS
Don’t trust your friends? Then request a separate check when you place your order. Because if you wait until the end of your meal to request a separate check, it will be more difficult to process, and you’ll end up having to wait a lot longer to cash-out. So be smart and ask up-front. Otherwise you're just being a pain in the ass. Preparing separate checks for large parties is always time consuming, and it’s real nice that we do it, so please be patient.

ACCEPTABLE FORMS OF PAYMENT
You can pay your guest check with cash. Cash is great. We also accept Visa, Mastercard and Amex. Sorry, but we do NOT accept Discover Card, Diner’s Club, Pay Pal, Traveler’s Checks, personal checks, shiny beads or any other trinkets. Your server will collect payment, and complete the transaction for you at the table. Yeah, that’s just how fancy we are.
 
TIP OR DIE
Help us maintain a quality staff. Always tip your server appropriately. Tipping is part of the social contract, and the current custom in the United States. Tipping is also how our servers and bartenders make their living. If you think tipping is a scam, then buy yourself a TV dinner, stay home and watch wrestling. If the problem is you can’t afford to tip, then you can’t afford to eat at a full service restaurant. It’s just that simple.
 
ADDED GRATUITY
We never add a built-in gratuity to our checks because we expect our clientele to be better than that, and we expect our servers to provide the best possible service to every group, all the time. Besides, people who make a habit of tipping poorly will eventually be banned for being great big losers.